This server reminds me of the time I went to Florida about two years ago. My uncle rented a house that looked great online, but when we arrived, it was a total dump. When we entered, the beds had dirty shoe marks and hair on them, and there was an eaten apple behind the TV stand. We sat and waited for the rest of our family to arrive so we could ask for a refund since we had all driven in different cars. Right before they got there, we saw a rat run across the living room. It was around 3 a.m., and we had to go find a decent hotel, this reminds me of the hotel we found.

Dudes my ass is itching but I'ma be nonchalant about it.

It's like strapping a rocket to your tires and flying to space, 100% succeeding!